[link]This is who I dream to be.
Now if only I can stop jizzing over Cogsworth...
...in my pants.
(Gosh, that "pants" comment doesn't sound so perverted if there's an even more perverted comment before it!)
(Fucking obvious comment is fucking obvious.)
(What... wait, who the hell is FUCKING obvious? Who wants to have SEX with OBVIOUS?! I hate that guy...!)
(Ell oh ell, wordplay is fun!)
(Oh God, I need to stop this. I'm an addict. SOMEONE SHOOT ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.)
(Well... not misery per se... more like happiness...
)
(Holy crap. Someone, anyone, SHUT ME THE FUCK UP.)
(Naw, you shut up!)
(I spam too much...)
(No, you spam
a lot...)
(My God... I SPAMALOT?!
)
(MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT!)